712 Calumet Ave, Valparaiso

The menu.

Pizza seven days a week from 11 AM. Breakfast Monday to Saturday, 7 to 11. Prices can change before this page does; the bar has the last word.

Our Famous Detroit Style Pizza Sandwiches Our Famous Wings Other Stuff Biggies and Smalls Salads Breakfast

Our Famous Detroit Style Pizza

Available 7 days a week from 11 AM. Make any pizza a calzone!

Burrata Boi

Pepperoni, burrata cheese, hot honey, parm.

$16

Truffy Boi

Arugula, ricotta, truffy drizzy, parm. Make it super truffy with hella shrooms for $1.

$16

Mustache Boi

Our Italian beef, giardiniera, pepperoncini, stewed peppers, parm.

$16

Josie

Jalapeno, taco beef, lettuce, tomato, black olive, crema, Tajin.

$17

Nervous Sister

Ranch dusted brick cheese, bacon, onion, smashed tomato, ranched chicken, red sauce, Taki dust, ranch drizzy, parm.

$17

Tune It Out

Hot sausage, jalapeno, bacon, pineapple, chili flake, red sauce, hot honey drizzy, parm.

$17

Lean On Sheena

Sweet Italian sausage, fresh peppers, stewed peppers, red sauce, parm.

$17

Base Pizza (build your own)

Cheese, sauce, parm.

$12

Vegan Pizza (build your own)

Vegan cheese, sauce, vegan parm.

$15

Breadstyx

Pull apart styx, red dippy, 1995 nostalgia parm.

Cheesy Bread

Extra proofed dough, brick cheese, red dippy, 1995 nostalgia parm.

$1 each: Shrooms, onion, red peppers, olive, banana peppers, jalapeno, pineapple, arugula, garlic
$2 each: Pepperoni, sausage, bacon, hot honey drizzy (no sides), truffy drizzy, burrata cheese, ricotta cheese, chovies

Sandwiches

Northside Smash Burger

House-made brioche bun. Lettuce, tomato, pickle, mayo, mustard grilled: free. 'Merican, Swiss, mozz, cheddar $1. Grilled shrooms, grilled onion, jalapeno $1. Bacon weave, egg $2. Make it a double $3.

Northside Diner Burger

House-made brioche bun, mustard grilled patty, roasted garlic mayo, 'merican cheese, pickles.

Italian Beef

House-made baguette, garlic-toasted, mozz, house-made roast beef, pepperoncini, au jus. Add giardiniera $1.

$12

Beef N Cheddar

House-made brioche bun, house-made roast beef, grilled shrooms, grilled onions, giardiniera, cheddar, house-made horsey sauce.

$10

BLT

Weave of bacon, lettuce, tomato, mayo on Texas toast. Add a second bacon weave $2.

Grilled Cheese

Grilled Texas toast, cheese. You know, a grilled cheese.

Fried Chicken

Golden-fried chicken, house-made brioche bun, lettuce, tomato, mayo, pickles.

Chicky Chicky Parm Parm

Golden-fried chicken, brick cheese, ricotta, red sauce, parm, house-made brioche bun.

$10

Our Famous Wings

6 wings $10 - 12 wings $18 - 18 wings $26

Wings

Mild buffalo, medium buffalo, hot, garlic parm, BBQ, sweet Thai, mango habanero, Intimidator (raise hell, praise Dale).

$10

Other Stuff

Better than it should be.

Northside Hot Dog

Beef hot dog, hot dog bun. Add cheese $1.

Chicken Tender Basket

Hand-cut, hand-battered chicken tenders, buttered toast, white pepper gravy, calories. Choice of fries, tots or sweet potato waffle fries.

$11

Tacos

Ground beef, house-made pork carnitas, or cheese dusted tater tots. Flour or corn tortilla. NSTB, Basic or Traditional. Make it a double decker for fifty cents.

Cronchwrap Supremacy

Fast-food RIP, you know. Beef, cheddar, nacho, lettuce, tomato, onion, TB sauce, cheese tostada. With chicken for an extra buck.

Chicken Quesadilla

It's like the one you're thinking of, but better.

Nacho Supreme

Beef, chicken or pork. Basic or Traditional.

$11

Biggies and Smalls

French Fries

Skin on, seasoned.

$3 / $6 / $9

Tater Tots

Say less.

$3 / $6 / $9

Sweet Potato Fries

Sweet potato waffle fries.

$3 / $6 / $9

Bavarian Pretzel Styx

Served with beer cheese.

Battered Pickle Chips

Served with ranch.

Mozzarella Styx

Served with house-made marinara.

Chicken Tendies

Hand-cut and hand-battered, served with a sauce. Tossed in sauce for a buck.

Salads

Tuscan mix, tomato, onion, parm, croutons. Ranch, bleu cheese, garlic vin or honey mustard.

Side Salad

House Salad

Fried Chicken Salad

$10

Grilled Chicken Salad

$12

Breakfast

Available Monday - Saturday, 7 - 11 AM.

Breakfast Platter

2 eggs, hashbrowns, 3 strips of bacon, Texas toast.

$10

Breakfast Burrito

Hashbrowns, cheddar, 2 eggs, bacon, TB sauce, fries or tots.

$10

Breakfast Taco

Hashbrowns, cheddar, egg, bacon, scallions.

Breakfast Sandwich

Texas toast or house-made brioche, 2 eggs, hashbrowns, double cheese, mayo, fries or tots.

$10

Breakfast 'Dilla

Large flour tortilla, cheddar, bacon, 2 eggs, hashbrowns, TB sauce, side of gravy for dippin.

$10

French Toast

French as hell French toast. Butter, maple, powdered sugar. Rich.

Biscuits and Gravy

House-made, both of them. Half order $4.